Website analytics and privacy
We use Vercel Web Analytics to understand visits, referring websites, popular public pages, and use of the links and tools on this site.
Our analytics events do not include form entries, email addresses, calculator inputs, account identifiers, or URL fragments. We retain campaign tags such as utm_source to identify shared links.
This is a satirical entertainment site. We measure visits and evidence-link clicks; there are no accounts or signup forms.
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